Where'd the mail go?

It keeps saying "You've got mail" and when I go out and check my mail box there's nothing over there. Is this pulling a prank on me or what? Emale? What's that???

Can someone use my PC to spy on me???

This computer has a sound recorder and web camera. Do you think someone can be using this to spy on me? It's so risky in here with this PC!

Is backup up the back of the PC???

All my pictures and music are missing! Is there a way to get them again? Restore from a backup? This backup thingy is it up the back of the PC? How do I get it out of the PC?

What's computers got to do with my boot?

What do you have to do with my boot? I don't know why you keep saying "boot failure insert system disk". Do you need help getting something kicked inside or something?

Do computers eat Turkeys???

I called to know if computers eat Turkeys. A lot of tracks appear next to the computer and I wonder if it swallowed it like the RAM and the CHIPS that you talked about!

Spy ware..like the ones in 007 movies???

You think there's spy ware on my computer? Wow! That's great! I've always admired Agent 007 James Bond and maybe this spy ware will be the cool stuff I can play with!

My computer info is on the side of the tower???

"Brand name of my computer which is on a sticker at the side of the tower"? Why did my computer info go to the side of the tower and how do I find it from home???

What comes out of the recycle bin?

The recycle bin keeps getting all the deleted stuff. What do the stuff get recycled as? Do they become the hot vapour that comes out the back???

How to press ANY key when it moves on A itself?

I can't take it anymore!!! It asks me to press ANY key to continue and it moves away from the screen the moment I press A. Is there a way to get N and Y typed in as well?

Is this a nuclear plant or a PC?

It's been a year now and I got to upgrade the computer? New one has dual core, x64, hyper threading...woah is this a nuclear plant or a PC???

Did you sell my info to Nigerians???

Computer Store? I wanted to know if you guys sold my info to Nigerians. A lot of them want to transfer their funds to my bank account out here. What? Only telemarketers???

Where will I enter if I press "Enter"???

I've got the new computer and there's a label "Enter" on the keyboard. What am I supposed to enter there? Do people enter there to get into the world wide web???

Log in didn't do the trick!

"The page you were trying to view is only available to registered users, please log in or sign up" is what it said. Log in does not seem to get me to the page. Help!!!

Is hyper threading a new sewing machine?

I called in to enquire about this new hyper threading feature. Is this something that can replace a sewing machine? Martha would love to get a new machine now!

It's already dumb and you wanna make it mute???

My computer's gone dumb and can't make any sound. What do I do? Click on Mute? Hey! I'm calling to make it better and you're asking me to make the problem worse!!!

Is a lap top something for lap dancers?

Seeing these ads for wireless modems I wonder if there's a wireless computer? Oh! A lap top? Does that have anything to do with a lap dancer?