An error log? I only see a new year bonfire here!

It says "A log of this error has been created". I only see bonfires that mark the new year revelry and dunno if the log is there!

My computer is counting down for the new year!

Do computers also count down on New Year's eve. Mine's doing just that and shutting down! What? Virus? What's that?

Hope this is called Eject

I hope this is how one has to eject the disk.

Why is the mail still here?

My computer screen has gone green for Xmas!

Dont ask for a mouse ask for mice!

Can the Ram come out and play?

Santa wants a Wishes and Gifts online site!

Someone save Christmas! Santa's trapped in my computer!

This website has inappropriate pics all red Xs!!!

Remote manager..why does it wanna control my TV?

Account Restriction? Hope my money's safe!

If you can see the computer, come here n help me!

What kinda computer? A big computer!

I swear I did not run any operating system!

I have written click what else do you want me to do?

I see some glass but no windows here...where's it?

What broad band are you talking about here?

Which highway do I take to reach this website?

How to I log on? Cut a tree?

I can get you on line if you wish

What is this Administrator guy doing on my computer?

Is this just a very bad mirror?

Why doesnt my keyboard make a sound?

There's something wrong with your port?

Which port? Use the nearest port on the west coast

Not enough memory...What all do you remember?!

Press Formula 1 to continue?!

I cant drive 40 miles for the files

You get anything you ask when I m at play

Stop fighting for the mouse it's not the remote!

A book disk - is that a new feature on a shoe?

What's wrong with bathing my computer?

Someone's not responding to my PC's overtures