Control the Errors!

The Ctrl key is the Control key eh? How many times I wished I could control what you did. Now I'll just hit Ctrl and make you be good to me by not showing me any errors!

Do computers write memoirs?

Tech Support? Do computers write memoirs? Why? I see a message "Publisher cannot continue printing because of an error". What's it going???!!!

It says Provider error and you are the Provider!

Look! All it says is "Provider error - Unspecified error (0x80004005)" You provided the computer and now you deal with this problem pronto and get this page to come up!

I was awaiting a rodent in a box!

Computer Store? This is a big let down. I was awaiting a pet and was told there would be a mouse and a cabinet and this is something different!!!

This is a DeadlyX component!

"ActiveX component can't create object" is the last thing Gloop told before dying on that web page. What was it trying to create anyway? It seems deadlyX than activeX!

Of Handshakes and growing computers :)

I thought computer hands were my imagination but I got a message now that it has a bad handshake! What's going on? Is the computer growing?

Laptop? Desktop? This has a glass top!

Tech Support? Hi! Your phone system had me in a loop making me decide if I had a laptop or a desktop. Is there a selection for a glass top?

When did the Enter key become Invalid???

I entered everything just like in the email and it still says "Invalid License Key". Why does this computer call the Enter key as an Invalid License Key???

I hope this website does not charge long distance!

The website is in China? Wow! That's very far from here. If I get charged international calls for reaching this site, I'd be bankrupt pretty soon!

If you are so intelligent, YOU read it!

If you are so intelligent and modern as you are made out to be, why should I look at the Help article when you can do it by yourself and solve the problem too???

All disks are hard which one is floppy???

It says Floppy disk(s) fail and I've checked the disks I have and all of them are hard ones and none of them seem to be floppy. Was I supposed to get one when I bought this?

A library of everything I do???

It says "Error loading type library". I hope it's not keeping all that I've typed on the computer and then lending it like a library does!

So a password can show its strength now?

They keep asking me for a strong password. Now how am I to know how strong it is? Do you know anything a password can do that would show its strength to me???

Where's the handle gone?

My computer keeps talking about an invalid handle. Is that something you missed giving me? Maybe it should have a handle to lug it by?

Invalid boundary condition?

Defense department? I got some important information. My computer tells me there's an incorrect boundary condition! Is everything ok?

I write click and nothing happens here!

I've done all that you told me and nothing happens. I did write "click" and kept it in front of the computer but it does nothing. Is it supposed to read it and do something?

Fireworks from my computer?

I heard this computer can burn a CD. It's the 4th of July and you know there must be fireworks! Is there a way to start something with this?

How do I hook up this mouse to the computer???

Tech Support? Hi! I got a computer without a mouse and have got one now. How do I hook it to the computer? And yeah...how exactly do you right click a mouse???