Are you still using the hour glass now???

What's the hour glass doing on the screen? I didn't think computers as latest as you would use such an obsolete timing device. Would you like me to buy you a watch???

Does it want some sauce on top???

I dunno what my computer wants. I was eating pizza and a tray came out. I gave it a piece but it's not taking it. Does it need some sauce on top???

Next virus you send I'm gonna send it right back!!!

When you sent me a packet over the socket n pipe it had a virus that brought me down for a week. So, the next time I'm gonna send it right back at ya!

There's a whole neighbourhood inside my computer!!!

Police Dept? Hi! I called in to let you know that Gloop here seems to have gulped down an entire locality - it shows as Network Neighbourhood. Do you know where it was???

Should I drive over to click "my computer"???

"Click my computer"? I think there must be a way to do it but you gotta show me how. Do I drive over to your place and do something there?

My computer does not have Office. My Office has a computer!!!

"Does my computer have Office"? My office has a computer is the right English sentence to use. Are you learning English right now???

Why are you giving an Army base address???

Is it the Army? Hey I got a message "Address FCA7C55C base at FCA72000, Datestamp 3A72BDEF - ACPI.sys" Is everything ok???

Where's the rope again???

"An interrupt storm has caused the system to hang" - Is it trying to fool me? I don't see it hanging from any rope! And when's Interrupt storm hitting us? Any idea???

Do you have a Christian computer???

Computer Store? Hi! I was wondering if I could get a Christian computer. When I search for God on this one, it says "File not found"!!!

There's a password scam going on here!!!

Gloop's upto some mischief when I create or enter a password. Whatever I press it only types ***** and does not show what I typed in there!!!

Is this a prehistoric Keyboard or what???

Now, you're telling me I need to hold down one Shift key and press these other keys to get them shown on the screen??? I just hope this isn't a prehistoric keyboard!!!

This Keyboard's really not good!

I want to return my keyboard. It has a big key with no label, arrows that never print, and a lot of keys which print 1 thing but have 2 labels on them!

Does email spread the flu???

I've been sneezing out aloud whole day long and don't wanna spread the flu around. Does email carry the flu to the person receiving it???

When did you become a server???

When you tell me that "Your server has unexpectedly terminated the connection", do you call yourself a server? I thought you were a desktop computer only, Gloop!

Why did you send me a self destruct computer???

Computer Store? Hi! Why did you send me a self destruct computer? Oh you did! It has a key that says "1 End" on it. What do you make of that???

My keyboard's sending me the wrong way!!!

My keyboard invites me with the word Enter and an arrow pointing to the left. I've been going that way and all I reach is the wall of my bedroom. Is there any other way in???

A memory stick for my brain???

A memory stick? Leaving out stuff from Martha's grocery list doesn't make my brain a candidate? Oh! Sorry! This is for computers eh? Phew!

Where's it gonna wake up again???

My computer's trying to get away from here. It says it's gonna wake-on-LAN and I have no idea where that is. Is it eloping somewhere here???

Is my computer throwing a tantrum now???

Gloop just went bonkers making odd jungle sounds whenever I hit something. Is it throwing a tantrum??? Oh! It's just an audio theme eh!