Rocket mail?

I'm just happy that you didnt explode a cracker in my face! Happy Diwali!

Dont light up my keyboard!!!

Computer Store? Happy Diwali! I hust hope you havent sent my keyboard up in smoke as I got a cracker in its place here!

Cracker of a site blew my monitor!

The website did warn that it was a cracker of a site but I really didnt expect my monitor to get blown off by the Diwali dhamaka!

That's cute but where's my monitor

Computer Store? Hi I like the fact that you are handing out treats for Halloween, but I really want my monitor back!

Screen of Death? Format and Enjoy!

Got a blue screen of death when I was doing my tax. Format? Ok...I'll do it and send the tax file across to my auditor. Thanks...Bye!

Witch is my computer

Tech Support? Thank God! Do you help with turning a witch into computer. "Not Supported" C'mon please! It's ready to fly away now!

Spell of a Support

Tech Support? Do you have something to reverse the effects of spooky spells...I have a situation out here!!!

Happy Halloween at your Computer Store

Computer Store? Hi I just wanted to know if you guys celebrated Halloween before sending my computer over?

Computer Treat for Halloween

Tech Support? Computer is either conked off or it wants to play trick o treat here - any ideas of treats for computers...antivirus??

Is my face a bad image? Damn this rude computer

Tech Support? I m calling to report this computer for being really rude. Today it says my picture is a Bad Image. The nerve!!!

Who is this Chinese postman?

Some chinese postman is refusing to get my messages to Clara. Who? Mailer-Daemon. You heard of that guy there?

Shake hands with SSL for God's sake!

It keeps saying SSL Handshake Failed. Who is this SSL guy and how can I get him to shake hands with my computer?

A sailing computer

Tech Support? It says unable to connect to server at srv1 on port 443...is this computer going sailing or what?

Cant you see me?

My computer says Error: Host not found. I sit in front of it and it still says Host not found. How ungrateful of it to do so!

Connect a wireless mouse??

I have a wireless mouse and I am not going to "connect" it for God's sake! Stope saying "Mouse Not Connected" and get started doing some work!

Video Driver not found? Is it Danica?

"Video Driver not found"? Now I understand why that lady was asking about the speed of my computer. Who's the driver? Not Danica?

Unknown face..err..monitor

What do you mean "Unknown monitor" It's not like John Travolta and Nicholas Cage tryign to rip your monitor for another "face" right now!

I bow before thee and request

"Error occurred while processing request" It acts as if I was bowing before it and requesting something. The nerve!

Human rights activist or computer? Both?

Why did you guys send me a human rights activist for a computer? Why? It says "insufficient rights" and does not let me work!

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Read a Movie? Not me...thanks!

"Error Reading CD-ROM"... It's not some book that I put inside. How can the computer be so dumb as to "read" a movie?

I cant argue with this!

Why did you guys teach my computer to argue? It says "Invalid argument supplied". I want a replacement pronto!!!

Computers take care of National Security!

Have I reached National Security? My computer is telling me there' s a General protection fault. Make sure he's safe!!!