Whoa! That's too many resolutions!!!

It says "This program requires a display resolution of at least 1024x768" and I'm not the one who's gonna make that many resolutions!!!

What does the Break button break???

There's something fishy about this computer you sent me. It has a Break button on it and I want to know what it's gonna break in my home!

Mum lock???

There's this lock on my computer. It says it's a Mum lock. Will it lock up my mum when the light is on? What? It is Num lock? Who is Num and why do they lock her up???

From where are you launching the manager again???

It says "There was an error launching File Transfer Manager". If Gloop is gonna pop out a guy where's he gonna come from? Should I remove the monitor glass???

Quit searching for Intelligence???

You guys told me this had intelligence! I did a Search for it and it came up with the message - Do you want to quit searching! Is that it???

Can't import some jewelry and shirts???

I see an "Import and Export" option in this software and that's totally cool. How do I ask it to import jewelry from India and a couple shirts from China? It can't do that???

I want some help finding that secure socket which the computer needs. I have searched all the walls here and see no such socket here!

Computers have morals too???

Was gloop taught morals too? It says "Windows cannot load your profile because it may be corrupted". Why does it think I'm corrupt out here???

Is this computer a con artist???

I'm trying to connect my PC to my phone and I keep getting CONNMGR_errorcode and am worried that there's a con artist at work. Is this PC a con artist or something???

Domain? Is electronic life one of them?

Is my computer on a domain? I'm not sure what you are trying to ask over here. He's in the domain of electronic life I guess if that's a domain!

Did I just delete our History???

Natural History Museum? Hi! I hope everything's ok out there? Everything fine? Good! I presed Clear History by mistake and was worried everything was lost!!!

Run! The aliens are attacking!!!

Tech Support? My computer says Stop: 0x0000000A. What in hell is that and how does it look like? Has the attack of the aliens started already???

A TV with a large, ugly, wired remote - is that it???

Computer Store? I just got the new computer and it seems someone sent the wrong order. I got a TV with a large wired remote and a ball holder. Is there a problem???

I have only one POP!!!

POP3? I have one pop and mom only! Oh sorry, it was a server name? Who is this server and why does he use numbers in his name ???

So this cannot change the time???

I was thinking this was a cool machine that could change the time zone and change the local time here. But this just doesn't do that and I wonder if this is defective!!!

Should I be drawing parallel lines now???

What is parallel port error? Do you want to have something kept parallel to you? Should I draw some lines here and make calculations on what all is parallel to you???