I ain't kissing till X64!

Tech Support? This program is asking for too much. I've seen people send XX for kisses but asking for X64 is just too much. I ain't kissing!!!

Do computers wear glasses too???

"Error 1309. Error reading from file" is what it says over here. Do computers also need glasses, and where do they wear them...could it be the monitor that needs it???

Where's this security problem u talking about???

Police Chief? I get this message on my computer saying "A security problem occurred"! Is this a message from the Police or what???

I got a mike and a headphone...what abt 1 for the computer?

Yeah I did get a mike and a headphone but what about the computer? Doesn't it need a mike and headphone to speak to me?

I'm not buying a java machine for my computer!

What's going on here? First there are cookies and now it needs a java virtual machine - is this computer a machine or is it royalty? I am not going to buy a java machine for this!!!

Is my computer in love with NTLDR???

It says NTLDR is missing! Who's this guy or whatever it is that's gone missing and is my computer in love with it or what???

Stop saying I've got male and troubleshoot!

"I've got male"? I'm a straight guy who likes gals and I'm not going into any of those kinky sites looking for fun or whatever. So stop saying I got male and troubleshoot!

Someone save this manager please!

It's saying "Cannot load Remote Access Service Connection Manager" and I'm worried where this person is being loaded. Help him out!!!

Something other than the mouse to click?

You want me to click on my computer? But, I can only click on the mouse buttons here. It you know of any other place to click tell me that.

My computer is getting hallucinations!!!

Tech Support? Hi! I think my computer is getting hallucinations. It says "Connection closed by foreign host" and I haven't been anywhere out of the country!

A child's plaything is it???

I got my new computer and I'm seeing this bunch of alphabets and numbers. Are you sure this is something more than a kid's plaything?

Playing sounds to drive me crazy...what feature is that???

Everytime I click something or launch a program it makes some sound. I think it's trying to freak me out so it can have a good time all alone. Theme? What's that again?

What's this computer trying to hide from me???

It says "Cryptographic service error" and I wonder what this computer is trying to hide. Do computers have girl friends or boy friends???

Computer's here but where'd the goat go???

Computer Store? Did they send everything for my new computer? I am missing a ram that they were supposed to include. Did the goat get lost?

This computer has all crazy resolutions!

What do you mean? Stuff look crazy on my computer due to the screen resolution? How dare the computer take up such crazy resolutions! Get me a replacement pronto!!!

You better show me some Shakira here!

"Search is complete. There are no results to display"? i searched for Shakira because I wanted to know more and you better show me something soon over here!!!

What language does a server know anyway???

Tech Support? Hi! My computer says "The server did not understand the request". What language does this server understand?

I want my cookies back pronto!!!

Tech Support! I found it finally...it says Delete Cookies and that's the main reason I've had so little of those lying around now a days. I want my cookies back and pronto!

I don't have a page in my hand and it still accuses me!!!

I'm not putting a page in the CD like the other day and it still says "An error was detected on the page you were attempting to load" !!!

A bad case of pop-ups out here!!!

Tech Support?My computer seems to be having a bad case of pop-ups coming on. No, I don't see any windows - do see some sparks though!!!