You want me to clean a drive???

Of right click n wrong click :)

Bird Flu hits computers?

Drop down menu? Are you at a restaurant???

Catastrophic Failure? Is the world gonna end???

Call 800 to find what the error is???

Who's this Bad Pool Caller?

Floppy Drive and CD Drive sound cooler than 4 wheel!

I'll be darned if there's anything running here

Is it love...no it's a virus?

Stop Who???

You've been stuffing up on stack pages to hibernate?

Error Creating Child!!! What all can this do??!

Restricted access for my account..my bank account???

Hertz rent-a-car sponsors my computer!

I'm not gonna pay overtime on restarts!

Spy Thriller Anybody?