I see the bookmarks but where are the books??!!

Someone who can curse at me when I type...a cursor?

Who is this Internet Explorer? How can I become one?

Will the Internet run out of space today?

If I clean the web can I browse the websites?

Paris Hilton is trapped in my computer after I downloaded her!

Screen Saver - Is that some super hero?

Someone's sneezing from the computer..do I take flu shots?

CIA - My computer's reading some file! Is it Spy-ware?

Can't find requested string. I'm sure the RAM ate it!

Can the RAM come out for the mating season?

The Internet Is Out Of Space!

Did you ship me a nuclear computer?!

I stopped playing on the front drive!

640x480 resolution? One helluva New Year Party eh?

The Control Panel is totally useless to control this!

Where did the Accessories...the ties and the belts go?

Log...Bring it On :)

Blurry images on the screen are the signs of...A Hangover

How do I invite my computer for a party?

I guzzle and my computer gets a hangover!