Press and Press till you succeed?

Yeah...nothing seems to happen. What error? "No keyboard attached, press F1 to continue". yes, I've tried pressing the F1 key a lot of times and nothing happens.

The Army hacks into my computer now!

I think the army is hacking into my computer. How do I know? I see this message on the screen - "General Failure reading drive A:". Do you have any information on this chap?

This is inspired by http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/dosboot.html

Is that a party animal?

Every time I am away from the computer it starts having a party playing music and graphics...Did you guys sell me a party animal? "Screensaver? What's that?"

Who says computers are polite

"Don't you go about giving excuses now - a computer that calls me an Invalid Username is not what I want in my home. Just send a polite computer."

Spy Where?

"Search for spy where?" Are you asking me where to search for a spy? I think you could start with the CIA. Spooks aren't that hard to find now.

Spy PC?

My computer says "The disk is full or too many files are open". I think it has started spying on me. Is that something normal?

Men are from Mars Computers are from ????

I want the book "Error Messages are from Mars, Viruses are from Venuw". Also the book "Stuff that works" That's a parody?

Is your computer a republican or a democrat?

I wouldn't have bought it if it was into politics. It's saying it has a "corrupt image". Is this computer a democrat or a republican?

Stop the Spook

Look Mister...HDD, SCSI, MB, chipset, motherboard all sound spooky - is this the computer store or have I reached an FBI transmission in error?

No Pentium Just send me Lays

A pentium chip to go with my new computer? Nah... I don't know that one. You can put in a pack of Lays and some Coke I guess.

Sold with a dead mouse?

I was just wondering if you have a cat friendly model without a mouse? Oh...it is not a live mouse! So you giving a dead one?

Cat and mouse

Martha, Can you please come here and get Tabby away. It seems he may be interested in the mouse that comes along with this new computer.

Stop running and start working

I can understand why you must be so tired - Error running this, Error running that...Why can't you stop running things and finally let them do their stuff?

Operation theatre in a box?

My computer says it has insufficient memory to complete this operation - Is it also a surgeon now... and, what operation is it?

Unknown Error...Unknown Solution?

Tech Support? I'm not into puzzles and I can't really understand this - "An unknown error has occurred". Any idea?

This computer runs eh?

"What's the speed of my computer?" Oh..can this run about? This one just sits in one place and I guess its speed is 0!

Call the cops - there's an illegal operation going on

Police Dept? My computer talked about some program performing an illegal operation. Can you come and check it out?

Surf's Up

Tech Support? Hi...I've got the surf board and my computer is standing by. How do I surf the Internet now?

Intel inside? Lots more too

I can't figure you out - you have cookies that have to be cleared, and you have some chips inside along with some ram...wonder what else you have inside

There's an animal inside this computer?

You mean this computer here has a ram inside it?? That's bad - I am against animal cruelty and will not allow this anymore.

Computer set afire by Hotmail

My computer is on fire and I need help!!! How? I think this happenned right after I checked my hotmail. Is there any coolmail here?

Abort Retry Ignore?

It keeps telling me to "Abort, Retry, Ignore" but Anna would kill me if I do that while chatting with her - Is there a way out?